Just to give you an idea of what goes on in my thought process, I thought I would share a few questions and thoughts that pop into my head more than once :) These are all connected in my brain, but I don't want to take time to explain how they are connected. Please know if I get distracted when I talk with you it isn't because I am not listening. I am interested and what you said made me think.
Why does color make me so happy? Why do people like the color orange? oompa loompas are orange. If I had to be a color, it would have to be either yellow or hot pink.Why are babies so flexible and strong and healthy? If we treated ourselves like we take care of babies, no one would ever die! Can someone teach me the shortcut key strokes on the key board? Who came up with those anyways? Speaking of genius, cottage cheese and strawberries. Try it. Your life will never be the same. Same thing with cold tacos from taco time but in a negative way. Who came up with the word Mexichanca?! Hilarious. Do you know what is hilarious? Pimples! I don't understand this one and apparently neither do the genius' who make face wash and acne cream because it doesn't work. period. Do long mustaches itch? Why does Alex Fish want one. Why doesn't Alex Fish like glitter? This is tragic. Why do they make automatic car? If people drove stick, cell phones would not even be an option while driving because you would not have a free hand. Speaking of free hand, I want to learn how to write short hand. Do I have a facebook stalker? He better be cute. I hope my cute boy would beat up my cute stalker if he ever found out about him. Why are weddings so complicated and expensive? I don't want to be a part of this one. period. I want to watch and go home and not write about it in my journal. What kind of flower was that?! Why do people think that what they think is best for me is? It is so hard for me to make decisions for myself when people who are close to me tell met the opposite of what I want to do and what I feel. How does the root system for grass work?
Do I have a twin? Was he sold at birth? Yes it would be a he. I like boys better than girls haha. Why do guys not understand the concept of special occasions and holidays? Why do you have to tell most step by step instructions when you want/need their help? How many people will remember my birthday this week? How will I learn to adapt to people not paying attention to my birthday now that I am older. I don't want to feel bad if my family doesn't remember. They have so much going on in their own lives, I should be more worried about how I can help them. How do they make toothpicks?! seriously. What shirt am I going to wear today and how will I fix my hair to match the shirt? What time is it? How come no mater what when the time has a 7 in it do I automatically round it up to the next ten minute interval? For example if It is 9:37 it is really 9:40 in my brain. Or if it is 3:07 it is really 3:10. I have got to fix this. This is 144 minutes that I take from myself everyday.
If I keep this up, I am going to be one confused old lady with dementia!
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